ALL CHARACTERS
HUMAN

Ben

The Chosen Human

BACKSTORY

A regular 22-year-old working at a phone repair shop whose life changed when the war crash-landed in his backyard. Ben's bond with Bumblebutt is the emotional core of the series. He's not strong or special — he's just a decent person in insane circumstances. Also, Megan Cox won't stop asking him if he wants head.

FACTION PHILOSOPHY

Caught between two warring factions, humans navigate the chaos of an intergalactic conflict they never asked for — armed with nothing but courage, heart, and the occasional robotic companion.

TRAITS

Reluctant Hero
Bumblebutt's Partner
Constantly Propositioned

DOSSIER

FactionHUMAN
RoleThe Chosen Human
StatusActive
AllegianceNeutral