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Both the Decepticocks and Autocums are searching for "Eddie's Box" — an artifact containing an exclusive OnlyFans discount code of unimaginable power. The race leads both factions to Earth, where they collide in an all-out war over a suburban neighborhood.

Opticum Prime realizes the only way to win is to make Anton bust. The Autocums devise an elaborate plan, with Miss Tanisha providing heavy fire (boner fully deployed), Bumblebutt running electronic warfare, and even Megan Cox playing her part by approaching Anton mid-battle with her signature question.

In the final moments, surrounded by the wreckage of two civilizations' warriors, Anton busts. The shockwave is felt across three galaxies. Eddie's Box overloads and disintegrates. The discount code is lost forever. As the dust settles, Opticum delivers the film's final line: "The code was never the point. The gooning... was always free."